Beware the Great Vowel Shift

Asexual and agender and asocial and lots of other a-things, with a passion for languages, history, historical fashion and passionate people.
I write hobbit fanfics, mostly Bombur/Nori, Ori/Kili, Bilbo/Bofur/Thorin, and Dwalin/Fili, but I'm honestly open to anything involving Ori, so feel free to send prompts
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

asparklethatisblue: Fíli, Kíli, Ori and little Gimli playing at the river, for Inja ^^

asparklethatisblue:

Fíli, Kíli, Ori and little Gimli playing at the river, for Inja ^^

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There is apparently in existence a “behind the scene” video of the hobbit about Bifur, Bofur and BOMBUR, where it is somehow revealed/shown that Bombur is an architect.

In spite of it being my job, I am crap at reasearching things, so I am calling for help. Does anyone know this video I speak of???D:

greenekangaroo: femmeboythree:   I generally am. I like questions, and messages, and whatnot. 

greenekangaroo:

femmeboythree:

 

I generally am. I like questions, and messages, and whatnot. 

Anonymous asked: could you please draw Thorin standing near the fire in the smithy?
Anonymous asked: could you please draw Thorin standing near the fire in the smithy?

So, I saw Mama

Which was set in Canada and not Spain as I had first thought?

I yelled and screamed and squealed during the entire film

but as soon as I got out, fridge logic kicked in and many things didn’t really make sense at all. As in. Really a lot.

So I can’t say for sure if it’s a good or a bad film?

paperflower86: Dwalin and Bilbo cooking up a feast for a prompt on the kink meme. I couldn’t remember what the kitchen in Bag End looks like (or if we really see all that much of it in the movies), it probably doesn’t have a kitchen island but to be honest I was to involved drawing all the yummy food to think about Hobbit interior design ^^ Also on the topic of Hobbit foodie prompts, I recently found a great WIP on a AO3 that is all about Bilbo’s amazing culinary skills: ‘The Dwarf that came to breakfast’ by ThreeFeathers.

paperflower86:

Dwalin and Bilbo cooking up a feast for a prompt on the kink meme. I couldn’t remember what the kitchen in Bag End looks like (or if we really see all that much of it in the movies), it probably doesn’t have a kitchen island but to be honest I was to involved drawing all the yummy food to think about Hobbit interior design ^^

Also on the topic of Hobbit foodie prompts, I recently found a great WIP on a AO3 that is all about Bilbo’s amazing culinary skills: ‘The Dwarf that came to breakfast’ by ThreeFeathers.

crazywazygiftsets:

Meanwhile, Bofur’s securing the cheese…

julientel: “You promised him you wouldn’t leave again!”

julientel:

“You promised him you wouldn’t leave again!”

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I can’t believe the fuck I would not give even if this weren’t fake :D

Really, I thought I’d gotten prompt or something, and all I get is some spam. I am disappointed.

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